What are you looking at?

Hey, I used to be something, as hard as it is to believe.

Buy me a beer and I'll tell you my life story; no beer and cigarettes, I need both.

Well, I probably dated your great grand pappy, haha!

But I chose my career over the picket fence mentality of my parents, and look at me today, as independent as I ever was!

Where's that beer, honey?

Hey come back here!

You owe me!!