"We don't serve soul food because we have no time for soul searching. We don't serve comfort food because we have no lazy boys except maybe the bus boys on busy days. If you are looking for a salad bar, go out on the interstate and park your car and graze on the roadside weeds. This place is an All-American, intestine clogging, pork fat artery sludging and you don't like it, you better leave now."