“Yeah, I represent Ski. I am William Randolph Cursed.

He is really busy, as you can probably tell. But I have convinced him to take on some assignments.

Writing, cartooning, travel, essays, you know, the works. Usual freelance assignments.

But they have to be damn choice ones. So if you think you got a worthy project, then drop me

an email, yeah, an email. With the particulars, fee schedule, you know, the usual.

Sent it to ski1@pindermedia.com. Make it attention to William.

I'll get back to you as soon as I sort through the good ones. So don't disappoint me!”